Inspired by Todd Rundgren’s “Bang on the Drum All Day.”
I don’t wanna cook,
I just wanna bang on my pots all day,
I don’t wanna cook,
I’m just gonna have cereal for dinner today.
Change of the Day: Do not have cereal for dinner. And, oatmeal may be hot but it’s still cereal, dude.
Hello, my name is Marie and I am a barbeque chicken.
I have a nice barbeque, not too fancy or large. It sits in the corner of my tiny deck where it stares at me through the sliding glass door. I stare back, terrified. Do you know barbeques can only barbeque something if you light a flammable gas on fire? Does that sound like something a normal person would want to do? “Here, if you want dinner, go stand next to that container of gas with a match.” Crazy town.
Change of the Day: Overcome my fear of barbeques. And, move that barbeque so that it’s not staring at me all day long.
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